Anti-Fracking Campagners
Anti-Fracking Campagners, David Cameron Had an enquiry about driving Tanklimo around Witney, sounded a nice easy job start at 9am finish at midday. Then we were told Dame Vivian Westwood was coming along great more the merrier. And a coach load of anti-fracking...
Tank Limo Goes To Holland
Tank Limo Goes To Holland – Its first time abroad We had a call from a guy called Coen, who asked if we could ship the Tank Limo to Holland for a big party he and his pals were organising. It didn’t take me long to say yes. It turned out it was a massive party...
Yellow Tank Limo for Slice Promotion at Olympia
Yellow Tank Limo for Slice Promotion at Olympia We had a call from a promotions company called Slice. Melissa was our contact; she needed Tanklimo spraying yellow and raspberry graphics adding all over, and then it being driven around Olympia all day. Impossible i...
Top Gear Live Promo Tank Limo
The Top Gear Live Promo Tank Limo Event We took Jeremy Clarkson, Richard Hammond and James May for for a rattle around London for the Top Gear Live Promo Tank Limo. It has finally happened. Clarkson has seized control of Britain in a military coup. With the help of...
Tank Limo and Aundreys Super Sweet Party with MTV
Tank Limo and Aundreys Super Sweet Party with MTV We had a call from Audrey it was his 16th birthday party coming up and he wanted something to cause a splash when he was handing out his invites, TV channel 4 were filming the whole thing and were going to his party to...Our Driving Experiences
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In just two weeks of selling my champ I was missing it. I have just Managed to buy another in white no less great hood and side panels and the seats are very smart to. It has a new MOT and the last owner has had it 45 years. Not sure what happened to the front bumper but it’s been well maintained.
Anyone got a spare bumper I can buy.
Thank you Devon for hiring the tanks and your idea of Big Bettie the very secret surprise for your American buddies. Thank you Lord Ivor for letting us track around the Elveden estate and especially your front lawn, I hope it heals swiftly, we our very best
Testing on the road today before an Abbot and a safari go on a secret mission tomorrow. Watch this space everything will be revealed tomorrow. Kate’s driving the safari if I can get the seat forward.
Well after lots of tinkering about and loads of bits off the spares shelves party tank is looking good externally. The armoured windows and the interior trim comes soon and we have already started sorting the inside. Light stone I think.
Complete sand blasting outfit, compressor, hopper, helmet sand, and a lesson sandblasting a tank, or several if your a slow learner £3800 plus vat we need a monster compressor with four outlets. Onwards and upwards.
An interesting little job dropping the Grenade Abbott of for display In Shoreditch London some tight streets and careful curb climbing with no damage. A good opportunity to have an evening out with my beautiful banksman. Who says you can’t mix business with pleasure.
Chatting to Katie Price today, she’s been giving Nick some business advice on launching his new Tanks a lot designer fashion line.
P.s the beautiful Grenade Abbott arrived safe and sound in that Laaandaaaaan
Three cars up today for crushing, just what we need. Out of the three guess which is the best runner.
Girls and guns, they luv em
Daystate Pre charged and Whiscome double Springer shoot out. Which is king of the hill
Taking out your frustrations at Tanks A Lot.....Love the venue, love the people
Time to sell soft skin vehicles I haven’t the room inside to store through the winter.
Will miss them all but it’s armour we need here.
The Rolls never got crushed and I’m pleased about that.
OLD BANGERS BOUGHT FOR CRUSHING.
We are in an old car buying mood, trailer ready, paying over double the scrap price.
Mot failures especially
FOR SALE.
The Beach monster and two jetski package is For sale, including an extra trailer. The 432 is fully road legal tax and mot exempt, insurance fully comp is about £130 per year. It’s been adapted to house a jetski securely on the beach for long periods and has a stainless steel sledge and roller system for easy launching. If your struggling with a 4x4 on a soft beach this will solve your problem. I’m making something bigger so grab this unique machine while it’s available.
£25,000 the whole package jetskis included.
Remember 432 are appreciating 10 - 20 % per year and this could easily eccellerate now the MOD no longer sell tanks. Have lots of fun and watch your investment go up in value.
LONG TOM, and I don’t mean Tom Crawford.
Our new toy came today, it’s a whopper. Not so easy to unload but the team done good.
When a chinaman rings you at 11pm and asked if you’re free the very next day for a bunch of them to tank drive- it’s worth getting out of bed and traipsing across the yard to check the job Calendar Coz Chinese love tanks and big guns and I like to play in the mud!!
Tod did a crush with a blind guy first and the Chinese crushed two cars to, so we need lots more we’re still paying double scrap, collecting and making them famous on here.
I’m still not sure if the guy we called Chinese northern lad was Chinese but taught English by a northern guy or a Chinese guy who was raised up north,confusing isn’t it.
An afternoons shooting and I never got shot. Girls and guns,they love um. Had two of these beauties for a few months and not had the time to try one.
Love the balance and build quality and Kate shot some great groups,I’m betting only one guy on here can guess the make.
***PARROT SALE***
Possibly a whole day off from Tanks today. Parrot training takes priority. My part time semi professional physiatrist (wife, zoo keeper) has hinted that maybe 34 big swearing parrots is A little excessive hence I have a few for sale. If you can give a happy home and understand that a parrot can live for 70 years and be more loving and demanding than a Labrador, time to get your purse out I have some very cuddly birds.
Busy day in the Afghan workshops today. Mr smith on Russian tank torsion bars with young Rob. Tod on a private car crush with a family celebrating the oldest sone 21st and me beating party tank with a big hammer.
Welding discreet steps on the front tomorrow. Needs lots of love to get it to the London standard of Tanklimo. When it got dark Nigel gave Young Rob a left over rocket to show us a party trick.
How disappointing, I thought we were having a swap. Then I found out I couldn’t have a fly in it either.
We do love our little Bear, although he’s not so little. He reminds us of Genghis- just a different colour. He’s loving and has a special bond with flash! Just remember; he’s mummy and daddy’s protector, especially mummy!
Before you run an L200 over remember it’s just a sponge of paint, away from being a technical. Really glad I saved mine and gave it a new lease of life.
It is possible to get the mud out of our hair, we don’t scrub up too bad do we!! . Thank you Kate and Pip for inviting us to your wedding. Don’t forget to finish my bike before you go on honeymoon!!!
Have you any idea how tiring it can be waiting around for 8 hours to do a performance that lasts 10 seconds. I pulled in a few favours and got Johns performance time increased to a full 15 seconds. Not once but twice a day.
We did the maths and his hourly rate worked out better than Frank Bruno while being punched in the face by Mike Tyson.
Lots of (and I mean over a hundred) officers from foreign armies from around the world at the fire power show. They were very impressed at our tanks and several commented on our slickness. Stuff all that the best offer I could get for Jill was 11 camels. Think I’ll keep her.
Home at last, happy to be back, missed my little world at the farm. Great to know that whilst I was away my team was epic and managed everything for me. Just goes to show really after reading this 5* review.
If you need an H license, look no further we are your go to company!! Look 👀 see, this review says so!!!
