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2 days ago
Nice to be busy but it’s gone mad lately. Luckily I get to have a relaxing cuddly with my dogs. ... See MoreSee Less
4 days ago
Only a mad man would cash in his family private car crush present in February. We’re all mad to, so a massive thank you to Trevor and his recruits for braving the mud and rain today.
Lots of boots coming off and muddy socks. Are we the only tank driving venue open in the Uk this time of year.Answers on a post card. ... See MoreSee Less
5 days ago
Busy day on the striker,lots done it’s really taking shape. One of my favourite vehicles, having problems getting the rockets. ... See MoreSee Less
6 days ago
Busy day inside and outside the Afghan workshops today mot’d five of the wolfs and lots of progress on the new striker luckily have lots of parts for it under 18 years of dust. ... See MoreSee Less
7 days ago
7 more toys I mean vehicles arrived today not sure if the yellow peril is a sabre or a scimitar but 20 minutes after delivery it was taxed and insured, goes great. Nice to see a few ferrets coming out of the woodwork to. And not had a striker for years. ... See MoreSee Less
Lots of new toys, I mean vehicles arriving daily. Can’t wait for tomorrow, a really cool one coming.
We’re starting on this CVRT Spartan for Wyatt, nice to see Monkey boy doing something useful on a vehicle worth working on for a change. Maybe he’s seen the light. ... See MoreSee Less
The Coronavirus has seriously effected the delivery date of our main shipment of bullet proof polycarbonate fighting vehicle Ruby’s just £110 for a set of eight all colours.
PLEASE STOP SENDING THE MONEY.
When they arrive I promise your gonna know about it.
Snooker and pool resistant.
Land Rover resistant.
Monster Bentley resistant.
Golf club resistant.
Macaw beak resistant.
Big mean Rottweiler jaws resistant.
12 bore shotgun 6 meter range both barrels resistant.
432 many laps over them resistant.
Annie Oakley quick fire close range resistant.
Do you know a clumsy, butter fingered Twat who can help try and bust one. ... See MoreSee Less
You can mix business with pleasure, collected the Tank limo from the XL in London then swerved a left to Camden Town. A strange but interesting place, I had chines and Kate ended up looking like little red riding hood after some wheelie deeling with a friendly street trader. It’s all about roll play. What big teeth you have. ... See MoreSee Less
Two years ago the planning enforcement officer wanted immediate action to construct a new entrance that we didn’t need or want or his email threatened to freeze our bank accounts and close us down. Scary or what.
The posh new entrance turned out very handy for our rapper friends,they don’t like getting muddy trainers when we film music videos.
Any one recognise the pair at the end. ... See MoreSee Less
Got four of these puppies coming, if anybody has the urge. The cheapest way of getting Wolfs back, Chuck them in the back. ... See MoreSee Less
Found the Stig hanging around again,just coz we sold him a white snatch we can’t get rid of him and his dodgy mate.
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It’s taken many years to realise I don’t like tanks, military or flash motors.it all about the yellow stuff. ... See MoreSee Less
Think me and my uncle Delboy trotter are on the box tonight, more 4 at 9,00 and guess what I don’t get that channel. David Jason’s British inventions. ... See MoreSee Less
From little acorns huge oak trees grow. Pleasure to meet you Henshy. Celebrity minder,part time strong man. Not sponsored by GRENADE yet but definitely keeping their profits up. ... See MoreSee Less
Interesting job today, tanklimo is being used as a meeting place/ office at a huge gaming show in XL in London. I expected it to be tight but things are easy when your surrounded by good people. Well done Tank team, Stuart the truck driver, and a the breath of fresh air in the form of ex army Sandy the floor manager. Catering corp, but so was Stephen segal.
Bet neither’s custard was ever cold.
Anyone need a quote for shifting a tank or anything big call Stuart Stuart Fossey on 07738205541, you won’t do better. ... See MoreSee Less
5 more people passed their H licence today, and not by luck. Good driving chaps, and well dome MR Smith passing on many years of experience in dicking about with tracked vehicles. ... See MoreSee Less
Roberts keen on joining another Military vehicle club. It’s called Millwall and I think they are doing a Normandy tour but Robs struggling to find them online, any Millwall military vehicle club members out there. ... See MoreSee Less
Sometime I don’t get an invite back.
Fast and furious, the tank was, but I wasn’t really bothered. ... See MoreSee Less
More Ruby testing today with our super tough polycarbonate upgrades that are less than half the price of crappy mismatching coloured glass ones. Set of eight only £110.
Is bullet proof glass made from polycarbonate, only one way to find out. ... See MoreSee Less
How tough are are new polycarbonate ruby lenses. I’m thinking 12 bore shotgun tomorrow
In the meantime check out mine and Kate’s golf swing. ... See MoreSee Less
Set of 8 Ruby’s £110 are they unbreakable, only a dozen ways to find out.
Maybe you can think of a test fit for our new poly carbonate lenses. ... See MoreSee Less
Unbreakable rubies, things of beauty £110 for a full vehicle set of 10. So cheap but so tough.
Movie 1 will they bust. ... See MoreSee Less
Decided on army Matt NATO green, but maybe next week a couple will end up BATUS. Anyone need big cans of freshly mixed NATO green that’s an etching primer as well let me know. It’s cheap sprays great, and not thin as piss. ... See MoreSee Less
Just sprayed my latest wolf green and light stone, not sure I like it, probably limit my customer base. Think it’s going green tomorrow.
I have five more coming next week should I spray a few camo. ? ... See MoreSee Less
Thought I ought to try and promote my new uncles TV series. Another good reason to marry my little beauty Kate Trotter. She told me for years Del Boy Trotter was her uncle so now he’s my uncle and it was great to have him up here.
Try and catch him driving fast and furious 6 tank over a car, it really got him buzzing.
The down side is I must also be related to Rodney. ... See MoreSee Less
Just had a Russian contact me about a T34 and a ww11 German tank he has found. I can have them real cheap. I’m very exited I’m sure it’s not a scam. ... See MoreSee Less
1 month ago
Had a Great visit the other day, took my old car for crushing and left with a little Gem! Max had fun in the workshop and the team are a great bunch. Looking for another excuse to visit. A Big thanks to Nick and the team for letting me save my new little runaround from the big crush. Best wishes. ... See MoreSee Less
A very smooth day tracking around London yesterday with Mr Pothole mark morrell,promoting National pothole day with our orange Grenade tank. A very worthwhile job but no chocolate bars.
Share this if your fed up of trying to dodge pot holes. Nick frost a local celebrity didn’t manage it we found him near Tanksalot with a busted wheel and split tyre on our return from London with the tank. Kate cracked her alloy on the same hole last week. ... See MoreSee Less