Crown Prince of a very sandy place wanting Tank Limo
We have the Crown Prince of a very sandy place wanting TANKLIMO, wednesday night to track him and his buddies about London clubbing it – and on top of that, lots of repairs as usual on the day to day vehicles that we are preparing for the FULL MONTY at the end...
Greg Rutherford gets a lift from Tanks A Lot
Greg Rutherford gets a lift from Tanks A Lot! Just having a drive round London and spotted GREG RUTHERFORD, out shopping….so we offered him a lift!
The Beast Has Arrived
The Beast Has Arrived!! Our Type 69-II Tank The Beast arrived. Not doing much in the righty lefty department, but nothing some head scratching and a big hammer can’t put right. 1st job is a little water leak, then a wobbly fan, possibly clean the injectors and...
Old codgers were really old wardogs
Old codgers were really old wardogs visit the armoury Todd broke the news to me that he had asked a bunch of people from a care home along for a look around the armoury. As he gets older and even more decrepid I’m guessing he’s trying to feather his nest a...Our Driving Experiences
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A jolly good spruce up for Tankhearse. A huge turn out for a very popular young man. Our hearts go out to the family.![]()
I noticed the casket was pine and dovetailed on the corners in a very traditional way. Possibly made in woodwork at his school, I’m sure there is a story behind it.
We couldn’t avoid the transit for ever. Andy’s stag do seemed the perfect time.![]()
Cheers lads for driving well.
You know your to busy when a private car crush gets forgotten. But alls well that ends well. Great crush Stephen.
Tha calm after the storm.![]()
A fun little stag do for 12, all Hands on types of guys. Good luck with the wedding Chris. And you really did win the crush on merit.
Can’t explain what a sick day it was yesterday at TANKS A LOT LTD…Casually jammin on the top of a Russian tank whilst Ryan Chick drives it…best thing I’ve ever done!!!
The june full Monty. Can you run an Audi over with a 70 ton main battle tank and start it up afterwards.
A funeral for an ex serviceman who loved tanks. Huge turn out and I’m sure I herd a bugler in the crematorium. A proper send off by a loving wife an family. We were pleased to help.![]()
A big thank you to the undertakers Chris Terry who kept things organised beautifully and the mysterious bikers who do the traffic management all for free.![]()
Big apology for a bit of diesel spill when a fuel filter seal blew.![]()
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#tankhearse #funeral #432.
Tank hearse has a funeral tomorrow so today I have mostly been a cleaner. Few more vehicles left for Ukraine so a bit more room for customers to park on the full Monty on Saturday, yee har.
Mad Dog John Hargreaves is wearing his body out with drink wild women and late night gambling sessions. He has a company called pursuits and pastimes and needs some paid helpers. He does our flintlock and mortar shooting stand and many other events all over the country if you like the smell of gunpowder and don’t have any eyebrows this could just the opportunity for you. An interest in 17th century weaponry and a need to dress up is advisable.If you think you would be able to work with the cheeky iratable old bastard please give him a ring ( don’t contact me )![]()
Contact John 01753 653384
Hope it's OK to share some pics from yesterday afternoon's Blue team, if anyone wants them feel free to save
18 th June afternoon session, well done Ollie you were a natural, try not to remind your brothers to often how you beat them and don’t watch Fast and furious tank scene on you tube more than five times a day.
SAT 18th MORNING HALF DAY.![]()
Check out the Range Rover wing mirror go airborne and something whack my bum.
It’s the twin half day tomorrow and I think we’re ready. It’s been like a three ring circus this week. I guess I need more staff, some with experienc on the sort of military vehicles we use.
We’re still racing against the clock but it looks like we’re on target with the last 7 snatches. young Jackson is as confused as I am about having a favourite type of vehicle.![]()
We have some half day driving vouchers spare for Saturday June 18th and I forgot to mention the best driver gets to crush a car in The fast and furious 6 tank.
Sunday is family day.but not Sunday night shift. We’re one day ahead now, it’s all about drying time.
Don’t you wish you had a half mile public foot path with hedges either side needing chopping back with just a petrol hedge clipper. Why do I feel pooped.
Very nice to do a corporate day, it’s been a while. Nice to get good drivers,it really makes our job so much easier. A repeat customer, bless um.![]()
Little wifey did great and so did the rest of the team.![]()
Impressed by the caterers.
A corporate day tomorrow, are we ready. I really hope so. Tanks a lot has changed direction recently. Trust me it’s only temporary.![]()
Anyone spot my deliberate mistake.
